1. In order to leave a room for whatever reason (diaper change, clothes) you must take at least four cars, a train and sir topumhatt! And mommy must help even if she has a baby in her arms.
2. If there isn't ranch dressing to dip it in, I'm not eating anything on the plate, even if its my favorite.
3. I will not under any circumstances sit in a chair to eat. (Or sit at all to do anything really)
4. If your name is Sutton and you try to play with one of my 1,000 cars, I will take it from you and throw it at your head. You better watch out.
5. I will make you move in order for my cars to drive behind your head on the couch; even though the couch is a large sectional and there's many other places for the car to drive 'on the big hill'.
6. I can be convinced to go anywhere if you tell me that girls will be there.
7. If you don't turn on what I want to watch (shrek, grinch, buzz), I will take your face in my hands , get as close to your face as possible and simply not stop telling you what I want until you do what I say.
8. I don't want to wear pants; end of discussion.
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